I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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