He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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