I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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