what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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