so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
