The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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