I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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