He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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