Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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