I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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