can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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