Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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