are you still at the devil's house?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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