you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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