idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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