Where are you?
In a non slutty way
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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