quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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