just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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