Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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