some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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