hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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