Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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