got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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