I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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