Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't