to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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