i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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