Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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