it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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