What a fucking waste of an outfit
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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