I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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