walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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