I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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