Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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