that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
