you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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