the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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