You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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