god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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