The maid of honor just puked.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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