I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
And then he peed in my hair
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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