Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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