god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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