put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I love having hate sex.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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