sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
