what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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