grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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