I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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