You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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