NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
