I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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