white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
