none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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