Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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