Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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