Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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