omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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